Scandal
I don't know whether this is hilarious, or scary. You decide.Before Ronda left my house I was showing her a few settings on her new camera. One of the test pictures I took was of a leopard on my calendar across the room. After taking the picture a notice came up on the display that said "Blink detected!"That was my March page though. Ronda wouldn't let me switch it to April while she was here because April has a poison dart frog on it and she hates frogs. I can't even tell you what she calls them, it's probably something truckers won't even say.When we were in Stowe a tiny little toad hopped across the road in front of us and she squealed and swerved away from it. I'm sure if she hit it there would've been $.00000003 worth of damage. Let me see if I can tell you what she said in a censored way. Hmmm. She said "I don't want that little nasty motherfather's guts on my car! Ewww!"As I said, she hates them. (Which means I point them out to her every time I see one)Gift shops have a pretty good selection of froggy items. I notice them now.For all those who haven't heard; yes, we had a great time in Stowe Vermont, and an even bettter time at the Scott Stapp concert. He is one hell of a guy and I don't just go around saying that ya know. So I think you should go buy his album. If you don't like rock because your favorite music is rap AND opera, buy it anyway and give it to one of your friends who isn't a freak. The world would be a better place if more people were like him. Come to think of it, it'd be a better LOOKING place too because he's adorable. He's Ronda's man though. I have a thing for one of his guitarists. I don't even know his name. I don't care what it is. :-) (Portions of this blog have been removed due to graphic sexual content)I just went on a short mental vacation there, sorry about that. Something weird snuck into my bedroom this morning.Oh, it's sunshine. Imagine that.Austin made a "hang out" in the shed and plans to have a "bunch" of friends over later today. I call it a shed but it's not what you're thinking. It's a 40X16 pole building on a cement slab. It even has windows. It's the bunk house in the summer when teenagers come to visit. (They are too cool to stay in the house, but too sissy for a tent because they know I have bears)And yes, I tell them that.I don't think bears like the taste of puberty. They won't eat those teenagers because they'd get heartburn.Isn't it nice to live in a world where I make things up as I go along? Yes, yes it is.My car might be done today. It's been in the shop for over two weeks. My mechanic loaned me a car to use so that he could take his time replacing the motor in mine.I don't have any luck with cars. There was a point in time where I had to replace the alternator in a couple of cars in a row. It was years in between, but still. Geeeez. I'll tell you what though, when the alternator went in my Subaru I knew exactly what was wrong. Yes, I learned from my experience.I noticed there were Subaru's all over Stowe Vermont. They average over 300 inches of snow a year in Vt. The reason I love Subaru's is becoming clear isn't it? I live in the mountains too, they just aren't as big as Stowe's. At some point I will get a newer one. (And replace that alternator too)Maybe I should just put a new alternator in every car immediately after it becomes mine?No, that will mean I will have other problems. Something has to go wrong, that's how my luck is...so I'd rather it be something I'm familiar with rather than something odd and really expensive.Ok, I have to cut this short and get a few things done today. My little sister (Megan, the beast, ha!) is coming up for the weekend with her husband and daughter.Have a rockin' kinda day
