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Should I be adding another porn to the list called Umbrella Porn? Yes the list is growing. No I'm not the least bit twisted with that ever growing list. Okay I'll admit that I got a little bit excited at the thought of getting Torture Porn. See I'm not twisted at all but come on admit it you found it hot when Stefan was all tied up and shirtless. There's a rule that the hottie has to be shirtless when getting tortured. I just hope these boys don't come down with a severe case of shirtoffaphobia since it is your duty as one of the pretty boys to be shirtless so I can enjoy the view along with many others. Now where was I?Oh yes Stefan goes out to do a little hunting and gets grabbed by Frederick and his band of merry twits. Did I mention how I hate this guy? But there's a silver lining because there's shirtless Stefan to enjoy. The asshole dipped the ropes in vervain and tied up Stefan which means bondage porn with a side order of shirtless porn. Aw Harper didn't like what was going on. Now him I do like because he has a brain and he seems to be pretty sweet. Come on how many times have you heard a guy apologize before eating someone? The poor guy was locked up for over a century so he can be forgiven for that random guy in the woods. He should be invited to the boarding house but what the brothers really need is a human. I bet you feel really stupid now for killing Zack don't you Damon? So that makes me wonder if he was the last human member of the Salvatore clan, He must be since the only way for vampires to get into another vampires place would be if there were no humans and if that human had no other living relatives.Damn there's no Bonnie again which I don't like. I want my Bonnie back. I hope she comes back soon. I'd rather see her than Tyler who was on. Now him I wouldn't mind dying since someone is going to die by the time the season is up. Any thoughts on who you think might die? It is certainly pointing to him turning all furry. But I did kind of feel bad for him since his dad is such a dick but if he's one too that would kind of explain things although being a werewolf is no excuse to be an asshole. And how could he tell that Pearl was rich anyway? I'm sure he wouldn't even notice me since I'm lucky to have a dollar in my wallet so I can buy a bagel. Tacky to be checking out a chick's ass while your son is right there with you.Elena of course ignores the calls from Damon who is worried about his brother. Aw isn't that sweet he really does care? The big softie. You strip away the psycho layer you find a brother that loves his brother. I like that they have the brothers close at least they were when they were human but they are sort of getting there now unless I'm being all crazy again and under the influence of fake NyQuil. Maybe that leads to weirdness in the brain. So he shows up and tells Elena that Stefan's been taken. There's one problem he can't get in since he's a vampire. See Damon you really shouldn't have killed your nephew or however the hell he was related. He did call Stefan Uncle so some kind of Uncle I'd imagine.They end up going to Alaric. Doesn't he look great for a dead guy. Cool weapons Alaric. They end up going over to the farmhouse with Alaric asking to use the phone. That gave him the chance to take out a vamp and get Mrs Gibbons out of the house but Damon was that really necessary to snap her neck? So he's able to get in but he did ask her about any living relatives before killing her. So now Alaric's stuck taking care of the body. Elena was waiting in the car but much like Beth did she ended up getting out so Alaric came back to an empty car. She made her way instead but luckily Damon killed that pesky vampire. Hmm I need to check to see if I have slaying porn on the list. They untie him and take the whatever those things were that were used to stab Stefan. Sorry I was just enjoying the view so any coherent thinking just goes right out the window and he helped Harper too. I hope we find out more about him since him I like. I could give a flying fig about Beth Ann whose name I didn't know last week. Well she's dead anyway so who cares. I agree with Damon since him and Alaric made a good team fighting the vampires and they weren't trying to kill each other this week which is good. Frederick takes off and catches up with Elena who is helping Stefan to the car. She gets him inside but oh crap she does't have the key. I guess she doesn't know how to hot wire a car.So of course Frederick shows up. He's like a bad penny isn't he? Elena's able to knock him out and she forces Stefan to drink from her. It's just a good thing she didn't have to beat him into agreeing to do it like Buffy did with Angel. He gets his drink on and I have to wonder how long it has been since he's had human blood but he's able to kill Frederick. Thank you Stefan for that and how hot was he while doing it? He went a little grr which I think freaked out Elena out a little bit since she's never seen him like this. Oh things are going to be dicey with him and that ending drinking that blood. Maybe he should have hooked up with a Phlebotomist like Lexie did so he could avoid the whole going crazy since he's finally drunk human blood after who knows how long.Caroline's off to go to her Dad's boyfriend's daughter's party I think. I wonder if we'll ever meet Steven and whatever the name of her dad is. Talk about a crappy night to go out since it is all rainy and looking like Seattle. She ends up having to go through the backwoods since the road is washed out I believe so she ends up calling Matt who tells her to turn around. But there's a bit of a problem when she gets stuck in the mud and can't get a signal on her cell. Well that just sucks. Maybe you should have a CB in your car although who knows who would have a CB in town. She decides to get out of the car and ends up falling. Well I'm sure I would have too and she finds a body. Now at first I was wondering if she was anywhere near the farmhouse but it turned out to be Vicki.Sadly the bodies don't go all poof when you stake them. So why didn't they just burn her so no one would find her? Caroline ends up going to Matt's house with her Mom to let them know about Vicki. That's just sad even though we already knew she was dead. Kelly was even trying with the whole cooking dinner thing. So it wasn't a very good day for the residents of Mystic Falls was it? It was really bad for Frederic since he ended up dead and I say good riddance. Nope this is one death I'm perfectly fine with. I bet Caroline wasn't too happy to see Elena hugging Matt. Well they do have history but ouch that had to hurt after he told her he wanted to be alone that he ends up in Elena's arms.What is going on with Jeremy's hair? He is desperate to have Anna turn him but she's reluctant about that. Actually he found out about vampires through Bing and that chat room. Oh come on that had to make you giggle when it said to use the blood of Paula Abdul to kill one. He must have remembered on some level that Vicki was turned so he wanted to be with her. Ouch that had to hurt Anna's feelings. I think she does like the guy and now there's the tricky part where she has to deal with a mom when she's been on her own for the last 145 years so there's going to be some butting of the heads there. At least Pearl seems to be smart and wanted all of the vampires to get along. Well at least there are less of them to deal with but I have to wonder about Katherine and when she'll show up especially if these two are besties. If any of the vamps want to blame someone they should blame Katherine since she didn't try to get them out. She just saved her own ass and ran. Anna did finally agree to turn him but somehow I doubt that she'll do it now. Even vampires have feelings and knowing that it was all about Vicki had to hurt.