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Sadly there wasn't any shirtlessness during this episode which would have been nice but it has been promised for next week so that's something to look forward to. But that doesn't mean there weren't any porn moments since there were. Well it is impossible not to have them with these brothers around. I need to check the list to see if I included dancing porn.One thing that I'm sure everyone was wondering about was who the guy was and that includes me. I was wondering if they'd have Klaus show up or if they'd even have Klaus show up. So it turns out that it was some dude named Noah and he was around back in the day because he knew that Elena looks like Katherine so he wanted to play with her. Odd that he kept calling her when he could have just grabbed her at any time and that was smart to pose as the pizza guy although I'm thinking the real pizza guy wasn't doing too well since he was probably dead. So don't invite the pizza guy in because he just might be a vampire.Since they don't have a Willow around the only way to deal with a vampire that has an all access pass to your place would be to kill him so Stefan gives Elena some vervain and jewelry to give to her loved ones. They only showed her with Caroline who she gave a necklace to. I wonder if witches just have some sort of immunity to vampires or if it was the necklace. That wasn't addressed. He also gives her the compass vamp detector. So Elena gets to go to the dance with both hotties.I don't blame Bonnie for not being thrilled to see Damon. I do wonder about that apology since he might be sincere or maybe he's behaving because Stefan told him that he'd help release Katherine from the tomb and only her. Of course that was a lie. The cute bartender comes to her rescue but sadly he turns out to be a vampire. Oops I didn't see that coming but I guess Anna turned him because he's cute. I'm thinking Noah might be her brother or rather was her brother. Maybe some vampires escaped instead of getting stuck in the church.Caroline ends up sticking her foot in her mouth when she makes a comment about Ben being a washed up jock with Matt there since he's now working at the Grill as a busboy. I'm looking forward to Melinda showing up as Kelly at least I think that's Mom's name. In a way she kind of reminds me of Cordy since she says something without thinking and doesn't realize what others might think of what's coming out of her mouth. But things did look better when Matt ended up kissing her. Sure he still has feelings for Elena but I think Caroline and Matt are cute together.Sadly Bonnie's hottie parade has blood on it because the dude is a vampire. There's some plan going on with Anna targeting Jeremy because she wants the journal that he actually gave to Alaric. Is it a grimoire? Maybe the Gilberts are witches. And I was liking Anna but that seems to be a pattern because it looks like I won't be liking Anna on Supernatural after next week's episode. And what's the deal with vampires not being able to sense other vampires?At least Elena and Stefan got to get a little dancing in. And a good tip would be to have the vamp detector right by you to let you know when a vampire's coming but luckily Stefan came and rescued Elena before she could become this guy's snack and besides who knows if she'll be turned into one on the show. Also look up just in case because you never know what might be on the ceiling. Noah threatens Jeremy and makes Elena leave the dance while Stefan was going after a decoy that was wearing the vampire's hoodie. You go girl she attacked him with pencils and Stefan finally came.There was some torturing which was hot. Oh shut up you know you found it hot too. Alaric was lurking around outside. He knows that Damon killed his wife so he's keeping an eye on Damon. I'm keeping an eye on him too but mostly for shallow reasons. They end up staking him and now there's the whole thing with the journal. Damn I want to see this journal. Why did Jeremy have to give it to Alaric? The only thing I know is that he isn't a vampire and that he just might be Elena's father since he said the name Isabelle or Isabel which is the name of Elena's mother. So he could be the daddy or maybe not? And he stakes vampires but isn't one.So could Alaric be Elena's dad. At the very least he was married to her mother. Jenna told Elena about her mother coming to them and Miranda and crap I can't recall Dad's name taking her in and letting her stay for a while. They were having problems conceiving so they gladly took Elena and since Dad was a doctor he was able to fix the birth certificate. She just up and disappeared and that's all Jenna knows. How odd that now she's hanging out with the possible biological father of her neice or at the very least he was married to Elena's mother.